Dwight Dethrones The King

Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Heeeeeeey GOODBYE! He is a great basketball player, but this King thing for Bron Bron, I'm not feeling, never felt, never will feel. Now King James is the name of the bible how you gonna bestow that on a b-baller who hasn't really won anything? Well I am very very happy for Dwight Howard, Rashad Lewis, Hedo Turkgolu and of course, my nig, Skip To My Lou (Ruckers my boy in the Finals) for eliminating The Cleavland Cavaliers from the 2009 NBA Post Season. Way to go to Big O, now how are you pre-crowners gonna refer to him now. He can be King when he wins more rings than Bill Russell. Congrats again to Eastern Conference Champs The Orlando Magic! Holla! Collaflower! Tabernacle! Taffy Apple!